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Straggler alphabet

Oct 8, 2017

JohnBurley ended some wonderful memories from the ‘60s and ‘70s athte 70th anniversary celebration of Straggler cricket, with the Straggler alphabet, first published in the books in 1970:

A is for Alvingham, record holder proud

B is for Budden, now there’s a crowd

C is for Canney, vanished overseas

And D is for Denne, Demery and DTs

 

E is for Eckersley, Erle Drax etcetera.

F is for fingers, Fingers Fletcher.

G is for Gordon, Gibbon and gin,

And H is for the hangover Herbert plays in

 

I is for the innings that Grugeon once played.

J is for Jim’s jockstrap, all tattered and frayed.

K is for Kenny, our own Cambridge blue,

And L is for Loudon, to be found in Peru.

 

M is for McCausland, of menacing mien.

N is for the Neames, not as bad as they seem.

O is for openers, both bowlers and batters,

And P is for Paul, whose kit is in tatters.

 

Q is for quarrel, when Wood’s given out.

R is for Rodney who started the rout.

S is for silence, when the slip’s finished speaking,

And T is for the Thomases, always bottom tweaking.

 

U is for the umbrella field, we have just set.

V is for victory, dare we forget.

W for Wyndham, Walters and wine

And X for the extras, move round a little more fine.

 

Y is for yawning, this nonsense has induced,

And Z is for the God, who these mortals produced.

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